Bourbon in my Bottle

a good story always needs more than one part because I'm classy being poor sucks celebrities aren't real people childhood Disney is the Devil family fashionista in training Homer Simpson is my hero I'm allowed to make fun of you if I've changed your diaper I'm gonna loose it one day I'm so glad I got one of the pretty babies I am already three apples high and I wanna live in a mushroom I am obsessed with the 80's I have Peter Pan Syndrome I have the humor of a 13 year old boy I have the social graces of a gorilla I have too much time on my hands inside my head I really am a writer I should remember my age I watch too much TV me me me my baby brothers my baby is all grown up my checkered past my life is a soap opera Nate note to self: do not go into labor at work only in Kentucky Philip play reasons that I am the Crazy Cat Lady she's crafty simple beauty tacky is my middle name tattoos make you cool That's hot the big ex the in-laws the mother Uncategorized way back wednesday what I think Nate is thinking white trashiness why I need therepy work you'd think I'd have better luck