Oh crap! I didn’t realize that last post was my 100th! I was going to do something special. Oh, well. Now you get an impossibly long list of “facts” about me.
Welcome to the land of a thousand links.
- I come from a family of 7 kids.
- That’s 5 boys, 2 girls.
- But really, two tom-boys.
- My mom is crazy.
- And a drunk.
- My father is still my hero.
- He introduced me to the beauty that is watching a summer thunderstorm from a porch swing.
- He also introduced me to jazz and big band music.
- Philip is my life partner.
- I know that sounds gay, but it’s better than saying “live-in lover.”
- Not that sounding gay is bad, I actually love me some gays.
- I secretly want to get married, even though I say that I don’t.
- I really just wanna get all dressed up and have everyone look at me.
- Did I mention I’m the middle child?
- We’ve been together for seven years.
- He drives a motorcycle.
- We have a son.
- He is my world.
- I didn’t want to name him Nathaniel, but it was the only name we could agree on.
- I wanted to name him Charles Dominic, after my father and brother.
- We waited till after he was born to tell everyone, because we couldn’t make a decision.
- After 9 1/2 hours of labor and a c-section, I told Philip that I was naming the next boy Charles Dominic and he got no say in it.
- He said, “We’ll see.”
- Damn, I’m not even to 25, yet.
- I am poor white trash.
- From Kentucky.
- Aside from the years I spent in Tennessee.
- I am super loud and obnoxious.
- But only if I’m comfortable with you, and/or slightly drunk.
- Santa never came to my house and I never got to go trick-or-treating.
- To make up for this, I vowed to never grow up.
- I am scared shitless of turning thirty.
- I am super over-analytical.
- I spent three and a half years getting a two year degree and have nothing to show for it but a piece of paper and a lot of debt.
- I miss going to school.
- my Mother-in-law= Marie Barron – the bitchiness.
- I have a very checkered past.
- The stories I tell here are PG 13.
- If you know me for reals, I will tell you the NC17 ones.
- The sound of a child’s laughter is the sweetest thing in the world.
- I waste a lot of time looking for 4-leafed clovers.
- My favorite books are fairy tales.
- And, grown-up fairy tales, like Confessions of An Ugly Step-Sister.
- Garlic is my favorite flavor.
- I think that’s a requirement when you’re Italian.
- Girls in fuzzy boots and mini skirts make me want to ralph.
- “His name is Raaaalph.”
- Did I mention my checkered past?
- Gawd, I’m not even to 50.
- I hate wearing shoes.
- I think my feet are claustrophobic.
- I can’t even cover them when I’m sleeping.
- If we take a roadtrip together, my bare feet will surely be hanging out the passenger window with in minutes of getting on the highway.
- I like bourbon.
- Which is pretty obvious, considering the title of this here blog
- I don’t say, “this here,” in real life.
- I used to play the violin.
- For 5 years.
- I quit because the teacher was a bitch and would still be my teacher in high school.
- If it hadn’t been for her, I’d still play.
- I wish I hadn’t quit.
- She wouldn’t let me play first chair because I couldn’t tune my own instrument.
- Not because I couldn’t play, but because I am tone-deaf.
- Philip banned me from singing lullabies.
- He doesn’t realise that I still sing to Nate in the car.
- In my head, I sound awesome.
- I was in the drama club in high school.
- I quit that because the teacher was a bitch, too.
- Damn bitchy teachers.
- I’m beginning to wonder if it was my bitchiness that was the problem.
- I was born in 1980, but somehow have managed to stay 26.
- I went to a special school 4th-6th grade, until we moved out of state.
- No, not that kind of special, this kind.
- My major was creative writing.
- My teacher was a children’s author.
- And, kinda my idol.
- A few years after we moved, she came to do a reading at my little brothers’ elementary school.
- My mother took me to see her, and she didn’t remember me.
- It broke my heart.
- I am a dork, in every sense of the word.
- I tend to ramble.
- So much so that I often forget my point.
- But that is how you get the best stories.
- I’m short.
- Very short.
- Like 3 inches too tall to be required to sit in a booster seat short.
- Unless I’m wearing make-up and grown up clothes (i.e. something that did not come from the juniors department), people tend to think I’m a teenager.
- I used to hate this, but now it’s awesome, just like everybody said it would be.
- Did I mention I don’t wanna grow up?
- I cuss. A lot.
- I worry that Nate will tell his teachers to fuck off.
- And, that I’ll laugh.
- I am not housewife material.
- I don’t do well with a broom or frying pan.
- Unless they’re used as a weapon, in which case I rock.
- I used to paint.
- It’s been 18 mos since I’ve painted anything.
- Crazy, that’s exactly how old Nate is.
- I talk. A lot.
- I cackle when I laugh.
- Unless I’m snorting.
Alright, there ya go. Are y’all still there? Did you learn anything new? Is there anything I left out that you’d like to know?
I miss going to school too.
By: Aunt Becky on 31/07/2009
at 14:56
LOL! This is hilarious! Wish I hadn’t already past my 100 post, this is a great way to celebrate it!
By: Christine on 31/07/2009
at 16:30
Actually, I saw this on another blog and forgot about it until my 105th post. Then, i went through and deleted crappy posts and was down to like 90-something, and then forgot again, which is why it is 101 instead of 100. So, maybe you could do that? Or you could list 137 things.
By: bourbonmama on 31/07/2009
at 17:23
This reminds me that my 100th is coming up soon! I lost you there for a while and I was totally bummed! You always make me laugh!
By: Shelli on 31/07/2009
at 21:50
Glad you’re back, Shelli! I was wondering where you’d gone!
By: bourbonmama on 04/08/2009
at 12:14
hee hee. i like you.
By: Yo is Me on 02/08/2009
at 22:54
And, I you.
By: bourbonmama on 03/08/2009
at 08:43
Hey! I am poor white trash from Kentucky also! hooray for us!
By: Jennifer on 03/08/2009
at 09:58
I STILL haven’t found a four leaf clover!! I have a field full of the stuff, but I am still looking!
By: Charmed on 04/08/2009
at 10:50
if you wanna email me your address, I’ll send ya one. I promise I’m not a
crazystalker.By: bourbonmama on 04/08/2009
at 11:49
Is it flooding there? Be careful if you go out!!
By: Charmed on 04/08/2009
at 11:41
No flooding, but gawd, it won’t stop raining!
By: bourbonmama on 04/08/2009
at 11:48